The paper today said there are only four safe players for the Rangers…

Beltre

Andrus

Darvish

Harrison

I’m in denial that aside from the post-season, baseball only has less than a month left.

What am I going to do with my life?

Texas Rangers.

ALL TIME FAVORITE BASEBALL Player?

Ian Kinsler

FAVORITE Player CURRENTLY ON YOUR TEAM?

No.

ALL TIME FAVORITE MOMENT IN BASEBALL HISTORY?

Striking out A-Rod and winning the ALCS

BEST GAME IN BASEBALL HISTORY?

I DON’T KNOW. I CAN’T PICK.

BEST PLAY YOU EVER SAW?

Probably one of Ian Kinsler’s bare handed grabs thrown to Elvis for a double play.

BEST GAME YOU’VE SEEN IN PERSON?

Rangers against the Twins this season in extra innings. Nathan kept giving everyone heart attacks.

BEST STADIUM YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO?

The Rangers Stadium. Duh.

FAVORITE BALLPARK SNACK?

Ice cream in a little hat.

FAVORITE BASEBALL SONG?

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME

FAVORITE BALLPARK ACTIVITY?

Pics with all the ball players, duh.

YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL JERSEY?

My Darvish.

BEST BASEBALL MASCOT?

The Phillies. That thing is sexy.

LEAST FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM?

Yankees. Cardinals. Boston.

LEAST FAVORITE Player?

Derek Jeter

ALL TIME FAVORITE STARTING PITCHER?

Derek Holland

ALL TIME FAVORITE CATCHER?

Joe Mauer

ALL TIME FAVORITE 1ST BASEMAN?

Justin Morneau

ALL TIME FAVORITE 2ND BASEMAN?

Ian Kinsler

ALL TIME FAVORITE 3RD BASEMAN?

Adrian Beltre

ALL TIME FAVORITE SHORTSTOP?

Elvis Andrus

ALL TIME FAVORITE LEFT FIELDER?

Craig Gentry

ALL TIME FAVORITE CENTER FIELDER?

Josh Hamilton

ALL TIME FAVORITE RIGHT FIELDER?

Jeff Francoeur haha

ALL TIME FAVORITE MANAGER?

RON WASHINGTON, HOES

FAVORITE BASEBALL QUOTE?

“Baseball do what baseball do”

WHEN DID YOU BECOME A FAN?

In the womb

WAS ANYONE ELSE IN YOUR FAMILY A FAN?

My dad

WHAT WAS THE FIRST GAME YOU EVER WENT TO?

Texas Rangers exhibition game against Kansas City

DID YOU COLLECT BASEBALL CARDS AS A KID?

No

HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYTHING IN THE STANDS (BALL,T-SHIRT,EQUIPTMENT?)

A ball and a shirt

HOW MANY BALLPlayerS HAVE YOU MET?

JOE MAUER. JUSTIN MORNEAU. DEREK HOLLAND. MATT JOYCE. ELLIOT JOHNSON. LUKE SCOTT. DENARD SPAN. ALL THE MINNESOTA PLAYERS ACTUALLY. AND IDK.

MOST FAMOUS BALLPlayer YOU’VE EVER MET?

Joe Mauer.

HAVE YOU EVER RUN INTO A Player IN A RANDOM LOCATION (IE: NOT IN OR AROUND A BALLPARK?)

I saw Jordan Walden driving away in his car

MOST INTRESTING CONVERSATION YOU’VE HAD WITH A Player YOU MET?

Justin Morneau made fun of my Starbucks receipt and read all of the contents on it out loud to the crowd and remarked on how I used my gift card

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DENIED AN AUTOGRAPH BY A Player?

CJ WILSON

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR TEAM PLAY ON THE ROAD?

Yes. At Tropicana Field multiple times.

MOST PRIZED PEICE OF BASEBALL MEMORABILIA YOU OWN?

My Ron Washington and Derek Holland signed baseball

IF YOU COULD ELIMINATE ONE RULE IN BASEBALL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

The new extra wildcard rule

HOW OFTEN DO YOU WATCH THE GAMES?

Daily. All of them. If I can.

IN YOUR OPINION, WHAT IS THE ONE UNBREAKABLE RECORD IN BASEBALL?

Who can hit the most stuff ( i.e. balls, shirts, etc ) out of another fan’s hands and it’s mine.

WHICH BALLPlayer WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND THE DAY WITH?

CJ Wilson so we could get it on

WHICH Player WHO WAS BEFORE YOUR TIME DO YOU WISH YOU GOT A CHANCE TO SEE PLAY?

Babe Ruth

WHATS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU’VE DONE IN SUPPORT OF YOUR TEAM?

Gave birth to all of their children

HOW MANY GAMES DO YOU GO TO A YEAR?

A ton

IS BASEBALL AMERICAS FAVORITE PASTIME?

YES

DID YOU STOP WATCHING BASEBALL AFTER THE STRIKE OF 1994?

I was two years old.